I Could...

I Could

I could write you a letter,

But what would it say?

Could it make things better?

Would it make everything okay?

I could write you a song,

Full of love hope and grace.

Would you tell me what went wrong?

Could you say it to my face?

I could make a telephone call,

And listen as you cried

But I would not let you fall,

And if you did, we'd both know I tried.

I could make the world go away

But would that be what you like?

You would miss the golden sunrays

You would miss the moonlight.

I could stop all this pain

Bring it all to an end

The tears would fall like rain

On the shoulder of a dear friend.

I Won't Cry

I Won't Cry

You see the pain that lies in my eyes,

But, alas, my eyes are dry,

I won't cry.

No, I won't cry.

You see the anger that burns from my gaze,

The madness that sets my eyes ablaze,

I won't cry.

No, I won't cry.

You see the fear that closes my eyes,

The smile I wear is but a disguise,

I won't cry.

No, I won't cry.

You see the hope that is finally dead,

I cannot trust for my heart has been bled,

I won't cry.

No, I won't cry.

You see the love that lies within,

But I shall never love again,

I won't cry.

No, I won't cry.

You see death's hand that has glazed my eyes,

No one saw me die inside,

I won't cry.

No, I won't cry.

Like & Love

In front of the person you love, your heart beats faster
But in front of the person you like , you get happy.

In front of the person you love, winter seems like spring
But in front of the person you like, winter is just a beautiful winter.

If you look into the eyes of the one you love, you blush
But if you look into the eyes of the one you like, you smile.

In front of the person you love, you can' t say everything on your mind
But in front of the person you like, you can.

In front of the person you love, you tend to get shy
But in front of the person you like, you can show your ownself.

Then person you love comes into your mind every 2 minutes.
You can't look straight into the eyes of the one you love
But you can always smile into the eyes of the one you like.

When the one you love is crying, you cry with them
But when the one you like is crying, you end up comforting.

The feeling of love starts from the eye
And the feeling of like starts from the ear.

So if you stop liking a person you used to like
All you need to do is cover your ears,
But if you try to close your eyes
Love turns into a drop of tear and remains in your heart forever after.

Weird Laws

Some Important Laws Which Newton Forgot to State

LAW OF THE QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

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LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

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LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR : After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

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LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

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LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

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BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

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LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

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LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!

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LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

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THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last..

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LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

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LAW OF TRAVEL: When you run and reach the platform, the train will NEVER be on time. And when you reach the platform leisurely, the train will speed away in front of you

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LAW OF OFFICE: No matter how early you come to finish the work, you will always go late

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LAW OF GIRLS: The probability of a girl having a boyfriend is directly proportional to her beauty

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LAW OF TECHNOLOGY: Things/Machines will simply refuse to work when you are in UTMOST need of them

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Journey Of Life

Sometimes we tend to wander aimlessly,

Stuttering without a goal,

Meandering along the path hopelessly,

Searching for our role.

The paths are many, separate, distinct;

We wonder which one should we choose,

Sometimes we simply trust our instinct,

Not caring what we might lose.

We stand, sometimes, on the crossroads of life,

Waiting for one sure sign,

We waddle, somehow, through the gaps in strife,

For that's the way life is designed.

For life is made up of all the decisions we take,

Some right; some horribly wrong,

We must tread ahead, learn from our mistakes,

Only from experience do we become strong.

In one life we face choices aplenty,

For some we use our heart & others, our mind,

All will be for the good- there is no guarantee,

Only over the course of time shall we find.

Sometimes we find ourselves along a road,

But we desire another one instead,

And naught is there to share our load,

Only with firm belief can we move ahead.

Guidance & advice we find a lot,

To show us all the possible ways,

But in the end, we decide where to trot,

The choice is ours to make.

Sometimes we dare to choose unknown paths,

Knowing not what lies ahead,

We trudge along, to face later, the aftermath,

We choose to be reckless instead.

For sometimes we all face the choice

Between what is easy and right,

By listening to our heart and staying poised,

The way forward is illuminated by a ray of light.

We are simply travelers in this journey of life,

Our thoughts merely direct the way,

Our virtues serve as fodder for our thoughts,

And will prevent us from going astray.

Life is simply an unpredictable journey,

We cannot forecast the start or the end,

The time taken in the journey is for us to reach our destiny,

From the moment we are born till our end.

A Day at Work...

A Day at work

Act I. Dreams

** Lost in a world.. far far away..... scenes slipping out of sight.. strange sights and sounds... nothing in focus..........**

Woken up by the loud beep of the alarm.... d spell is broken.. fumbles clumsily in sleep.. hands scrabbling frantically to find d stupid mobile n drown the sound... finds it and ends the nice start to the day.....

*snore snore* gets lost in sleep again.....

a loud voice emerges from some corner of d brain.. WAKE UP !! OFFICE TIME !!!

gets up with a jolt.. rubs eyes vigourously.... sees the clock..

damn... late by 10 minutes..... it'll sure cost a bus or a train.... damn...

jostles out of bed.. grabs stuf..... bathing and brushing teeth all mixed up...

realises that der's no paste and just d brush has been workin since the last 2 minutes..... damn....

brushes ... goes for bath....

gets done with it..... pulls out a pair of clothes.... a minute is spent (wasted) on pulling another pair out (damn... shud've done it last night)

gets ready... doesn't bother to comb (is windswept after travelling anyways- who cares !!)

stuffs lunch and water bottles in the bag, thows d purse n pass, looks at the time... squirms.....damn...

gets everything in the proper places,,, after a harried goodbye... rushes off in full steam to realise d mobile is missing..... damn.. doubles up, takes the cell and dashes off...

reach at full steam at the station. its not just the train which barges in at full speed.....

just makes it.... and prays (thank god ,,, the next one is 20 minutes later)

Act II. Travel

catches up on sleep..... for 2 stations...

den goes at the door..... d train snakes its way through over the sea.... the wind blowing across the face gives the sensation of flight...... drives away sleep....

as soon as the station comes.. jumps off it..... dashes underground across several stairs.....

comes out and sees the bus just arriving ..... runs again....

just makes it (thanks god again !! dunno when the next bus is due)

and sleeeeps.. through bumps and turns on the road.... helps to keep track of the destination....

finally alight at the company gate.....

almost sleepwalk till the building.. last vestiges of sleep still haunt.... luckily the lift is there....

keeps bag out,, goes in with i-card... logs onto the system (now the day officially starts!)

goes outside.. the life saving beverage vending machine is there.. it is akin to an ATM when u r in utmost need of money.... have 2 foaming cups of tea....

washes face with cold water....... finally conquers sleep.... time to work..

Act III. Session 1- Service 1

begins slowly,,,,,,

*blinks at screen for several minutes before finally remembering what is to be done*

remembers all the things to be done..... and starts...

for a couple of hours.. all concentration is focussed on the shiny black screen....

the tea is working........ nothing but the *tap* *tap* of keys and the *click* *click* of the mouse is heard... like the sounds in a battleground..

finishes the work.... wraps up service 1......... breathes a huge sigh of relief...

looks around,.. half the people have come in.......... smiles...... wishes a good morning to everyone (silently wondering in the mind that some people's mornings begin so early while the others are blissfully submerged in their dreams)

shakes off the thought.... goes for breakfast..... gets a small breather....

Act III. Session 1- Service 2

Major activity processed.... goes a bit easy with the minor one....

d day feels more interesting........

lot of time is spent with peers........ discussions, opinions, little gossip. misc.stuff

sees time and gets a shock... how can it move so speedily now after all the delay in the morning....

does work in full steam.... completes the same along with huge hunger pangs..

the noise rumbling in ur ears.....

finally Lunch... :)

Act IV. Lunch

Goes upstairs to the pantry..... quickly grabs a vacant chair as though its a round of musical chairs..... joins friends...

lunch goes by in chatting and tasting every cuisine packed by early-rising mothers for their children... (some are not generous though,, so gets to taste hotel food :) )

finishes lunch amongst laughter and all the unproductive talk in the world....

looks at the clock and remembers... there is an alert to be processed,,,

dashes again downstairs...

Act V. Session 2- service 1

Finishes process in 10 minutes.... *phew*

now all is calm.....

ambles through the rest of the day...

wrapping up all minor work.....

leans back in the chair and cracks a lazy smile when some1 asks for help in his/her process...

grumbles a bit but realizes the old proverb.. a friend in need...

finishes d work..... and sarcastically asks is there anything MORE to be done with a straight face (hoping the answer is no)

fortunately... friend says no.. so *phew*

yawns... stretches limbs... looks at the watch....some time left...

looks at the desk piled with innumerable cups of tea... leaning precariously like the tower of Pisa.... gets up and throws away the trash in the dustbin..

*sum physical activity done at last !)

gets a friend to pursue the virtuous line of sports...

has 2-3 games of table-tennis... feels good winning a match,,,,, play stops after the win (;))

heads down... has cold water......

reads the headlines of a couple of newspapers....grumbles....

looks at the watch,,,, Freedom.... cracks a shameless grin... dashes to the floor to log out.... when there's a summon by the head for a meeting..

*damn*

goes into a 4x4 cabin..... maintains a serious profile... nods head at whatever is being said,,,, paying more attention to the watch than to the points discussed..

finally.. freee....

announces loudly about departure.... some smiling faces... some faces looking relieved .. some unhappy (he's going so early!!)

takes bag... and steps out... enjoying the freedom like a bird freed from its cage... to experience what's left of the day....

Travel...........

Home.....

Dinner....

Act I reloads..............................

Disclaimer-

(The above is purely a work of reality. All the characters, incidents and places in the above are real. Resemblance to any person living or dead or to any incident or place is purely intentional)

:) :) :)

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Aravind K.

19.05.2010

The Nineties

You Know You Grew Up in India in the 90s if…

1) You know the words to ‘In-pin-safety-pin’ and ‘akkad-bakkad’ by heart
2) Cricket is almost a religion for you, and you idolize at least one of Rahul Dravid/Sachin Tendulkar/Saurav Ganguly
3) You have read at least some Chacha Chaudhary or Tinkle comics
4) You’ve watched Shaktimaan on TV at least once in your life. And you can immediately recognize the character when you see him.
5) You have some ‘NRI’ relatives.
6) You couldn’t wait for it to be December so you could have the Toblerone chocolates your NRI relatives brought you
7) You watched Cartoon Network, and then the late night movies on TNT
that came after Cartoon Network ended.
8) You watched corny dubbed versions of Small Wonder, Silver Spoon, and I Dream of Jeanie
9) You were THRILLED when McDonald’s opened in your neighborhood (or even eight kilometers away)
10) A visit to Pizza Hut used to mean a special treat
11) You have seen Kuch Kuch Hota Hai and Hum Aapke Hain Kaun at least 5 times each
12) You still remember the theme song of Hum Paanch. (Hum Paanch, PamPam Pam Paanch!)
13) You have played hours upon hour of running and catching, chor-police, lagori, saankli, ‘Doctor, doctor, help us!’, ‘Lock and key’
14) You have seen girls play ‘Amina Super Sina’ more times than you can remember. (And you still don’t know what it means!)
15) Dog ‘in’ the bone was your favorite co-ed game.
16) Much of your free time in school was spent playing UNO.
17) You collected trump cards of wrestlers, cricketers, and airplanes, and did not quite understand why your younger siblings were obsessed with Pokemon and the other Japanese trends that followed.
18) Your summer vacations were often synonymous with visiting your grandparents or cousins
19) Your parents, at some point, told you ‘Dark Room’ was a bad game to play. But you still loved playing it. ;)
20) Bole mere lips, I love uncle Chips!
21) You know the song ‘Made in India ’ by Alisha Chinai
22) You have seen many many many episodes of ‘Antakshari’ on Zee TV and know the only thing constant in the show is Annu Kapoor.
23) Many evenings have been spent watching little kids gyrate vulgarly on Boogie Woogie on Sony.
24) You were the coolest thing in class if you had a computer in your house while it was still the 90s.
25) You learnt LOGO and BASIC in school!
26) You couldn’t wait to start 4th standard so you could start writing with PENS instead of with pencils!
27) You often used terms and phrases like ‘two-say’, ‘same to you, back to you, with no returns’, and ‘shame shame, puppy shame, all the donkeys know your name.’
28) You most probably saw Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge at the cinema at least once. You also fantasized about singing songs in mustard fields as in the movie.
29) You have seen David Dhawan and Govinda movies and laughed at them.
31) You have said ‘haw’ or ‘yuck’ when you saw people kissing in English movies. (nowadays kids are used to it!) LOLS..! :P
30) Titanic was your FIRST favourite english movie.
31) You thought seeing English movies and speaking English made you the coolest thing ever.
32) You remember the Gujarat earthquake very clearly and could possibly tell everyone EXACTLY what you were doing when the earthquake occurred (yes, this happened in 2001, January 26, 2001, to be exact — but this group is about the things that Indian kids that GREW UP in the 90s remember and identify with).
33) Barbies for girls, and GI Joes for boys were the ultimate status symbols. You just wanted more more more and more. And how can I forget Hot Wheels, for both boys and girls?
34) You thought ‘imported’ clothes were definitely way better than ‘made in India’ clothes (never mind that a lot of clothes brought from overseas by NRI relatives were actually made in India, before ‘Made in China’ started appearing on EVERY existing thing)
35) "Jungle Jungle Baat Chali Hai Pata Chala Hai! Chaddi Pehen Ke Phool Khila Hai Phool Khila Hai!" You watched "The Jungle Book" every Sunday morning at 9.a.m" and just loved mowgli, bhalu and bagheera. A few years later, you watched Disney Hour, which had cartoons like Aladdin, Gummy Bears, Tail Spin, Uncle Scrooge! Juz luvd it..!
36) At some point or other, cool was your favourite, and therefore, most overused word.
37) Captain Planet was your first introduction to environmental consciousness.
38) You have tried to convince people around you to not burst crackers on Diwali, and then gone straight back home and burst them yourself.
39) You have had endless packets of Parle Gluco G biscuits, and of Brittania Little Hearts biscuits.
40) You loved licking off the cream from the centre of Bourbon biscuits.
41) There were no Nike, Reebok, Adidas, Puma- Bata and Liberty was the way to go for your sports shoes.
42) You have probably consumed more Frooti in your lifetime than there is oil in Iraq .
43) You watched Baywatch on Star World when nobody was home even though (or because) your parents said you shouldn’t watch it. :D :D :D
44) You bought packets of potato chips for the specific purpose of collecting Tazos. And you had Tazos depicting everyone from Confucius to Daffy Duck to Daffy Duck dressed as Confucius.
45) For the longest time, the Maruti 800, the Premier Padmini, THE Fiat, and THE Ambassador were the only cars you saw on the road, and the Contessa was cool because it was bigger.
46) You would literally jump up in excitement if you ever chanced upon an imported car (Oh my gosh, is that really a MERCEDES?)!
47) You spent a good part of 1998 drooling over the Hyundai Santro and the Daewoo Matiz , debating which one was better.
48) You used to Fuzen gum. You also chewed Big (big) Babool and/or Boom Boom Boomer chewing gum. They were bright pink and disgusting tasting, but you loved them for the temporary tattoos.
49) Talking of temporary tattoos, you sometimes had contests with your classmates about who had more tattoos on their arm, leg, knee, hand, forehead, wherever.
50) You thought Mario and Contra were the coolest things ever invented, especially if you were a boy.
51) You knew that having the latest Hero or Atlas bicycle would make you the coolest kid on the block.
52) You can imitate Sushmita Sen’s winning gasp to perfection.
53) You have, at some point of time, worn GAP clothes (real or fake) like SRK in KKHH.
54) Seemingly senseless acronyms like SRK, DDLJ, DTPH, KKHH actually make sense to you..
55) You have at some point debated who was more beautiful- Aishwarya or Sushmita.
56) Baskin Robbins ice-cream was THE thing to have!
57) You know what Campa Cola is. And you also knew that Coca Cola was THE drink.
58) You would watch WWF keenly every evening/afternoon and loved Bret Hart "Hitman"! really thought Undertaker had seven lives and he made an “actual” appearance in the Akshay Kumar- starrer Khiladiyon ka
Khiladi.
59) When all backpacks (or ’schoolbags’) and water bottles and tiffin boxes had strange cartoon characters that were hybrid versions of seven or eight different characters, and you still bought them, because a green man wih a water pistol, boots, a jet-pack, Johnny bravo hair, a rajasthani mustache, gloves, and underwear (long johns)
over his pants, called ‘Mr. X’ was OBVIOUSLY a status symbol.
60) You remember the Nirma tikia jingle.
61) You remember the Nirma girl.
62) You remember the ‘doodh doodh piyo glass full doodh’ ad and also the ‘laal kaala peela, gulabi hara neela classic hai badia bristles wala’ and 'roz khao ande' ads.
63) You grew up reading, if you read at all, some or all of Nancy Drews, Enid Blyton books, Hardy Boys, Babysitters Club, Animorphs, Goosebumps, Sweet Valley series, Judy Blumes, and Tintin, or Archie comics. Because naturally, reading foreign authors made you much cooler than reading Tinkle.
64) Towards the late 90s (1998-99) at least some of us started our Harry Potter obsessions!
65) You absolutely HAD to go to Essel World if you were with cousins! “Essel World mein rahoonga main, ghar nahin nahin jaaonga main!”
66) You watched the Bournvita Quiz contest on TV pretty religiously. The smarter ones amongst you actually took part in it and had your entire school and your entire extended families watch you on it!
67) Maggi 2 Minute Noodles = ultimate snack (and tiffin, lunch, dinner)!
68) If you grew up in the early 90s, you recall the nation’s obsession with Mahabharata on TV
69) In the later 90s, you religiously followed Hip Hip Hooray on Zee. Maybe Just Mohabbat on Sony too
70) You eagerly awaited Friendship Day, so you could give friendship bands to all your friends, and get bands from them in return. Then, of course, those with the most bands loved to show them off .
71) Backstreet Boys' "Quit Playing Games" was one of the first english songs that you LOVED!
72) This list made you smile.






And I miss that age, it was sooo awesome!